Pain
Bayverse, pre-2007 movie
Rated: T.
Desc: Jazz/Prowl. In which Prowl had a dream.
Iridescent
Bayverse, pre-DoTM, post-RoTF
Rated: T
Desc: Ironhide and Will have a foreshadowing discussion.
Monster
Bayverse, post-2007
Rated: M
Desc: RatchetxMirage. What happens when a medic falls
Incomplete
Bayverse, pre-2007
Rated: T
Desc: Sunstreaker/Sideswipe. Where Sunstreaker is during the events of the Bayverse trilogy.
Set Fire to the Rain
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Prowl’s first break up; Jazz sympathesizes.
Cinema
TF: Prime verse, post TMI
Rated: T
Desc: OptimusxRatchet. Optimus likes to watch.
No Curtain Call
G1 ‘verse
Rated: K+
Desc: Sunstreaker/Prowl. Sunstreaker is tired of Prowl working all the time.
Not the Bots
G1 ‘verse
Rated: K+
Desc: Prowl tries to find out who is the perpetrator of the last prank. Hint: it wasn’t Sideswipe.
Moves Like Jagger
Bayverse, post-2007
Rated: K+
Desc: implied Optimus/Jazz. implied Red Alert/Mirage. Sam throws Optimus a party.
Riot
Bayverse, post-2007
Rated: T
Desc: implied BumblebeexBarricade. They meet again after the battle in Tranquility, and old pains bring new agony.
Consideration
G1 ‘verse, pre-season one
Rated: K+
Desc: Jazz and Prowl discussing which side to join in the war.
Battlefield
G1 ‘verse
Rated: T
Desc: JazzxRatchet. Sometimes, the war is at homebase rather than against the Decepticons.
The Greater Good
Bayverse, post-ROTF
Rated: M
Desc: JazzxPrime. Two once-dead mechs have a talk about resurrection.
Expectations
G1
Rated: M
Desc: ProwlxThundercracker. In which an Autobot is not as gentle as Thundercracker expects.
Show and Tell
G1
Rated: M
Desc: In which Jazz has a proposition and it’s in Starscream’s best interest to listen.
Energon Pop
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: In which Mirage has a surprise for Hound.
Mad Friends
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Wheeljack has an oops; Tracks is not amused.
Contraband
TF: Prime, pre-series
Rated: K+
Desc: Orion has some questions; Megatronus is impressed.
Celebration
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Jazz and the gang jokingly reminisce about Megatron’s “master” plans.
Sound of Madness
Bayverse
Rated: T
Desc: The battle ring is the only time they feel alive, sparks perfectly in sync. (Sunstreaker and Sideswipe)
Sneak-Attack
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Jazz is not the only one who can be stealthy. (Bluestreak/Jazz)
Offers
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Tracks makes his move. (Tracks/Sunstreaker)
Someone Like You
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Mirage and Skyfire long for the same thing, though each goes by a different name.
Of Birthdays
Bayverse
Rated: K+
Desc: Ironhide doesn’t understand the importance of birthdays. Lennox tries to explain.
Puzzle Pieces
G1
Rated: M
Desc: There’s no greater ecstasy, no greater peace, then when they are together. (Sunstreaker/Sideswipe)
Jazz, Babysitter Extraordinaire
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Quiet time doesn’t exist with the number of cassettes they have. Not anymore. (Blaster/Soundwave)
Science is Tricky
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet has an oops. Wheeljack is very amused.
Stutter
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Tuesdays are for the quiet ones. (JazzxProwl)
The Chase
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Sunstreaker’s fast but Sideswipe’s faster.
Mechasexual
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: In which Spike questions his sexuality and Raoul spit-takes.
Smiles
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Sunstreaker has a favorite in regards to Sideswipe.
Catch Me if You Can
G1, post-war AU
Rated: K+
Desc: New partners bring new challenges (with Hound and Ravage)
Suppliers and Buyers and Thieves
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Commercial tightrope walking, thy name is Chop Shop. (ft. Swindle)
Pirates
Bayverse
Rated: K+
Desc: Rules. They’re more like guidelines. (ft. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe)
Double Trouble
Prime-verse
Rated: T
Desc: Fowler’s worst nightmare is not, in fact, Decepticon in nature. (ft. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker)
Love/Hate Heartbreak
G1
Rated: NC-17
Desc: Somewhere between love and hate lies the bond they share. (Sideswipe/Sunstreaker, sticky, rough sex, potentially dubcon)
Dance with the Devil
Prime-verse
Rated: K+
Desc: That Shockwave. He never could take a joke. (ft. Jazz and Shockwave)
Guardian Angel
Bayverse
Rated: K+
Desc: Grief shared is always easier to bear. (Optimus/Sideswipe)
Telling the World
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Wheeljack has no rhythm. This is a well-established fact. (Jazz/Wheeljack)
Die Young
G1
Rated: T
Desc: The best-worst idea that’s ever wandered across Bluestreak’s mind. (ft. Jazz/Bluestreak)
Showtime
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sunstreaker has a kink, Sideswipe obliges, and Prowl makes an offer.
Exterior Design
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Tracks is given an offer he dare not refuse.
Captive, My Captive
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Optimus Prime is dead. To the victor go the spoils. (Thundercracker and Prowl)
Unconventional
G1
Rated: M
Desc: It was an attraction that defied explanation. (TrailbreakerxSunstreaker)
Good Time to Run
TFA
Rated: T
Desc: Bumblebee was bored. But this wasn’t what he had in mind to entertain him.
More Than Words
Bayverse, post-DotM
Rated: M
Desc: Between the both of them, they perpetuated an illusion of peace. (OptimusxSideswipe)
Groove With Me
TFP, pre-series
Rated: T
Desc: In which Jazz is irresistible and Bluestreak takes the bait.
Word to the Wise
Bayverse, pre-films
Rated: T
Desc: Sideswipe has yet to learn one important lesson: Sunstreaker is always right.
Speechless
G1
Rated: T
Desc: There’s a Bluestreak on his berth and Jazz has no idea how he got there.
Optics on Me
G1
Rated: T
Desc: When it comes to Sunstreaker, Prowl likes what he sees and Sunstreaker knows it.
Blast from the Past
G1, pre-canon
Rated: T
Desc: Vortex walked into his favorite interrogation room and a blast from his past smiled back at him. (SideswipexVortex)
Cuddles
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Sunstreaker has a bad day and Sideswipe is missing. Go figure.
Adventure
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: This is clearly Wheeljack’s fault, Ratchet thinks. Prowl blames Jazz.
Reunion
Bayverse
Rated: K+
Desc: Two lovers find one another again. (BumblebeexSpringer)
Big Guns
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: In which Bluestreak likes big guns and Megatron is outraged.
Of Hating Autobots
TFP
Rated: T
Desc: Knock Out rants; Breakdown endures.
Worth It
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Vortex walks into a bar and gets turned down flat. Poor Vortex.
Reckless Behavior
G1
Rated: T
Desc: They are an open secret, no matter how circumspect they try to be. (OptimusxSideswipexSunstreaker)
Privilege
Bayverse, pre-2007
Rated: T
Desc: Sometimes, being a noble has all the best perks, including winning a spot in the berth of the Lord Prime and High Protector. (MegatronxMirage)
Rumor to the Test
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Bluestreak walks in to find a Seeker on his berth and what else can he do but make the most of it? (BluestreakxSkywarp)
An Awkward Encounter
TFP, post-Predacons Rising
Rated: T
Desc: It was supposed to be a routine patrol, until the zombie predacons attacked and Megatron swooped in to save the day.
Taking the Leader
G1
Rated: T
Desc: The challenge had been laid and only Bluestreak rose to it.
Dreams
IDW MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Cyclonus dreams, Tailgate wakes, violence ensues.
Warning
Bayverse, pre-film
Rated: T
Desc: Jazz has a bad feeling but Starscream is confident.
No Place Like Home
IDW, Robots in Disguise
Rated: K+
Desc: The silent hours of aftermath. A hint of something more. ft. Blurr and Jazz
Special Alone Time
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Starscream pretends to be busy. Ratchet doesn’t approve.
Both in Spades
Bayverse
Rated: M
Desc: There’s something to be said about age and experience. Luckily for Sideswipe, Ratchet and Optimus have both.
Goad
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sideswipe enjoys flirting with disaster, especially when that disaster is named Sunstreaker.
Incentives
Bayverse, post-2007
Rated: T
Desc: Ratchet has Optimus right where he wants him.
Heel
IDW, MTMTE, post-Dark Cybertron
Rated: T
Desc: Megatron meets two members of his new crew. Fun times ahead.
Captaincy
IDW, MTMTE, post-Dark Cybertron
Rated: K+
Desc: Megatron is not amused.
A Little Less Conversation
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Wheeljack is talking but Optimus is more than a little distracted.
Apology
Bayverse, pre-films
Rated: T
Desc: Eventually, all is forgiven. (OptimusxMegatron)
Berthwarmer
IDW MTMTE
Rated: K+
Desc: All Cyclonus wanted was a little peace and quiet.
Control
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Sideswipe knelt on the floor, blinded and bound, but he had never felt safer.
Recruit
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Skyfire wants nothing to do with Megatron’s proposition.
One More Sad Song
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Because Blaster can’t say no and Jazz won’t go.
Conversational Incentive
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Tracks is on duty. Blaster just called to say hello.
Draw Me
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Bluestreak makes a bargain for some berth-time.
Can I Keep Him?
IDW, post-Dark Cybertron
Rated: K+
Desc: Bob has a knack for making new friends.
Differences
G1
Rated: T
Desc: No one understands them. No one has to. (BlasterxTracks)
Santa Baby
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Sideswipe does a little dance. Sunstreaker is amused. Jazz feels challenged.
Family Matters
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: The last Autobot Starscream expected to see walking into the brig was Bluestreak.
In The End
TFP, post-Predacons Rising
Rated: K+
Desc: What does a gladiator do with himself when the war has been lost and there is no one left to fight?
Watching You
IDW, MTMTE, pre-Overlord
Rated: T
Desc: Recharge is the only time Rodimus ever looks innocent. (DriftxRodimus)
Souvenirs
Transformers: Animated, post-S3
Rated: T
Desc: This is a very unhealthy relationship. (ArceexLockdown)
Never Said
Transformers: Prime, post-Predacons Rising
Rated: T
Desc: Regret is the hardest weight to bear.
Partners In Crime
Transformers G1
Rated: T
Desc: Bluestreak has had it up to here with Sideswipe’s shenanigans. Feat. Skywarp.
Mine
Transformers G1
Rating: M
Desc: On his knees, bound with rope, Soundwave should be the perfect picture of submission. (OptimusxSoundwave)
Game On
Transformers G1
Rating: M
Desc: This was the side of Sunstreaker the other Autobots weren’t allowed to see. (SideswipexSunstreaker)
Buff This
Transformers Prime, post-Predacons Rising
Rating: T
Desc: Knock Out always takes care of Smokescreen first.
Inspection
Transformers G1
Rating: T
Desc: Patience had been his first lesson. (TracksxSunstreaker)
Lazy Days
Transformers IDW, Robots in Disguise
Rated: T
Desc: Blurr was as indecently sprawled over Swindle’s lap as a mech could be. (nonsexual petplay)
Trust
Transformers IDW, MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Ratchet makes an offer and wonders why he hadn’t done so sooner.
Break Time
Transformers Prime, pre-series
Rated: T
Desc: Jazz is all that Ratchet needs.
Friends with (Very Good) Benefits
Transformers G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sideswipe is insatiable. It’s all Sunstreaker’s fault. Jazz doesn’t mind. He’s going to recharge well tonight.
You And I
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Winding down after a difficult day. They have a routine. (RatchetxWheeljack)
Ticking Bomb
G1
Rated: T
Desc: There was no escape, nowhere Skyfire could go away from this madness. And so he made a choice.
Hidden Talents
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet hears a noise and goes to investigate.
Not So Innocent
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Bluestreak’s seen that look before. Bee’s tired of being treated like glass, too.
Rain
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet was not fond of the rain. Jazz helped change his mind. (Ratchet/Jazz)
Rise
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Newly framed Optimus Prime learns the true weight of the title he’s been given.
Win-Win
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sideswipe squeaks and Sunstreaker discovers a weakness. Score.
Battle Lust
TFA
Rated: T
Desc: Strika and Lugnut celebrated every victory.
Old Enemies
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Sixshot was the last mech Ratchet expected to encounter here in the aft end of space.
Whispers
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Starscream was more than halfway to overload, and all without a single touch. (Optimus/Starscream)
Wild Wild West
G1 AU
Rated: K+
Desc: If only Jazz had known of Prowl’s reputation, he might not have gotten caught.
My Hero
IDW MTMTE pos-EoS
Rated: T
Desc: Drift and Ratchet disagree on levels of protection.
Gestalt
IDW Combiner Wars
Rated: T
Desc: How are you like your gestalt members? How have you differentiated yourself from their attitude and values? (Optimus Maximus and Megatron)
Band of Brothers
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Starscream finds out what Grimlock really meant when he said they were a package deal. (Starscream/Dinobots)
Bun in the Oven
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Megatron finds himself sparked. Only problem is, he doesn’t know who to blame.
Hands Off
IDW/MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: How many more times does Perceptor have to tell Drift not to touch before he listens?
Fair is Fair
G1
Rated: K+
Description: Optimus and Starscream don’t share the same taste in movies.
Fear of Falling
IDW AU
Rated:
Description: Starscream has a request and Drift is absolutely not afraid of agreeing.
Cotton Candy
G1
Rated: K+
Description: Starscream tries one of the County Fair’s more unique treats.
Relaxation Techniques
G1
Rated:
Desc: Optimus works too hard. Fortunately, Ratchet and Jazz have a solution.
En Guarde
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Sideswipe challenges Sunstreaker to a duel.
Age and Experience
IDW
Rated: K+
Desc: They were both old, ancient even, but they’d forgotten more about battle than these uppity sparklings had ever learned.
Dirty Dancing
IDW RiD
Rated: T
Desc: His partners are putting on a show in an attempt to entice Starscream to join them. It’s working more than he’d like to admit.
Patience
TFP, Post-S3
Rated: K+
Desc: Shockwave would have to tame Starscream using means Megatron had never considered.
The Measure of Strength
IDW
Rated: K+
Desc: Two leaders commiserate. (Optimus and Starscream)
Medic Mine
Bayverse, DotM
Rated: M
Desc: Optimus was the only one who celebrated Sentinel’s return. (Sentinel Prime/Ratchet)
Punishment
TFP AU
Rated: T
Desc: They might have taken Orion’s dignity from him, but they could not take his determination. (Orion Pax/Megatronus)
Swan Song
TFP, pre-canon
Rated: K+
Desc: Optimus did not ask for this. Orion does not want it.
Apology
All Hail Megatron
Rated: K+
Desc: Ironhide apologized, but that didn’t mean Mirage owed him forgiveness.
Rock You
TFP AU
Rated: K+
Desc: The music was forbidden, but it called to Orion’s spark all the same.
Read To Me
MTMTE S2
Rated: T
Desc: Trailcutter felt more comfortable in the arms of a former Decepticon warlord than anywhere else. (Megatron/Trailcutter)
Oblivious
MTMTE
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet is a little oblivious when it comes to flirtatious behavior. (Ratchet/Perceptor)
Good Boy
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Sunstreaker was a good boy. It was so much easier when Master told him what to do.
Winners and Losers
IDW
Rated: K+
Desc: It was time that Starscream left failure in the past where it belonged. (Ft. Megatron)
Professional Courtesy
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Rung has the unique ability to be forgotten. Smokescreen is a mech trained to be remembered.
Steady Now
IDW MTMTE
Rated: K+
Desc: Spinister’s world is spinning, but Krok is there to talk him through it.
Don’t Get Caught
IDW RiD
Rated: T
Desc: He crept into the night, to their established rendezvous, and never regretted his choice. (Bumblebee/Thundercracker)
Miscalculation
IDW MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: A teleporting mistake lands Star Saber strut-deep in some serious trouble.
Cultural Differences
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Chip makes several observations and includes that Cybertronians are just plain odd.
Never Look Away
G1
Rated:
Desc: Optimus and Skyfire share a quiet moment on the roof of the Ark.
Love and Hate
IDW, post-Combiner Wars
Rated: T
Desc: Optimus, a sleepless night, and many, many regrets.
Hold Still
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet had lost enough during the war. He’d be damned if he lost Jazz, too.
Is That My Voice?
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet promised he’d fix Optimus’ vocalizer as soon as he could. For poor Optimus, it wouldn’t come soon enough.
The Art of Fear
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Bluestreak knew fear. And what he’d seen in Sideswipe and Sunstreaker’s optics had been sheer, unadulterated terror.
Father Figure
TFP
Rated: K+
Desc: Megatron’s other soldiers never fully understood why he treated the symbiotes differently.
Iron Chef Megatron
AU
Rated: K+
Desc: An engine malfunction requires the Decepticons to consider different methods to raise the funds needed to fix it.
Until Dawn
TFP, Pre-Canon
Rated: T
Desc: It may only last the holiday. But for now, he would take it.(Megatron/Optimus)
Home Sweet Home
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: Ratchet wakes up in the middle of the night to find that his lover has returned.
Precise Trust
G1
Rated: T
Desc: The greatest of gifts Sunstreaker has ever given Prowl is his trust.
Terms and Conditions
Animated
Rated: T
Desc: Kup and Springer discuss the terms of their new relationship contract.
Serenity
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Optimus came here for the peace that Prowl offered.
Impatience
IDW
Rated: M
Desc: Blurr doesn’t have any patience, and it’s all Drift’s fault.
Disciplinary Procedure
TFA
Rated: T
Desc: Bumblebee needed to learn control, and Ratchet was somehow managing to teach it to him.
Penance
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Wheeljack knew they were at war, but that didn’t mean he could easily forgive himself. Luckily, Ratchet is always there to help.
Quite Contrary
IDW
Rated: M
Desc: When it comes to Starscream, nothing ever goes to plan. (Blurr/Rodimus/Starscream)
A Study in Focus
Rescue Bots
Rated: T
Desc: Heatwave waits for a nervous Blades to take command.
Delicate Touch
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Whirl hoped he performed well enough to earn a second date. (Whirl/Rung)
Messy
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: Ratchet made a mess, and it’s his responsibility to clean it up. (Drift/Ratchet)
More and Again
IDW
Rated: M
Desc: Megatron knew exactly what Optimus wanted.
A Different Kind of Pain
IDW
Rated: M
Desc: In the silence afterward, Optimus finds Megatron at peace.
To Each His Own
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Because a cleaning Magnus was a content Magnus, which was what they both wanted out of this. Especially Megatron.
Sparkeater
TFA
Rated: M
Desc: Ratchet had traced paths of pleasure that made Lockdown at once glad he hadn’t fought very hard.
Kneel
G1
Rated: TDesc: It is the easiest of commands to obey. (Starscream/Onslaught)
Tame
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Prowl liked taming the wildness in Sunstreaker because he knew it was only his temporarily.
Preemptive Strike
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: Megatron’s lost count of the number of times his palm has impacted the flame-emblazoned aft.
New Tricks
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Optimus had a meeting, but there was just enough time. (Optimus/Ratchet)
Playmate
G1
Rated: M
Desc: It required trust, outside the limits of labels. (Jazz/Starscream)
Deep Dive
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: It was Rodimus’ idea. (Megatron/Rodimus. Credit to thebuggu for valve-spelunking!)
Lower Kisses
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Smokescreen would have to goad Ratchet more often.
Brilliant Torture
TFA
Rated: M
Desc: Megatron is sorely tempted to fail this test.
Told You So
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sunstreaker swears that Soundwave looks smug.
Balance
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: Punishment and care. Rodimus needs one as much as the other.
Survival of the Fittest
TFA
Rated: M
Desc: Starscream wanted an army, and didn’t care how he had to get it.
The New Normal
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: It was all too much. Rodimus couldn’t do this.
Gamer
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: The twins catch Ratchet playing a very familiar game.
Virulent
G1
Rated: T
Desc: This was the last time Prowl would allow Jazz to download a movie from an unconfirmed third party.
Little Wonders
TFP
Rated: K+
Desc: It started with the little things.
Click-Clack
TFP
Rated: T
Desc: Wheeljack is more than a little impressed with Ultra Magnus’ new hand.
Things That Are Owed
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Jazz is glad that Optimus isn’t back.
Four’s a Party
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Rodimus wakes up the morning after a very good night.
Never Spoken
G1
Rated: T
Desc: There were three words Sunstreaker never said, because he wasn’t sure what they meant.
Jingle Jingle
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Jazz has found a new temptation for Ratchet that he just can’t resist.
Collisions
G1
Rated: T
Desc: It wasn’t everyday that everything Jazz thought he knew about Prowl had been turned upside down.
The Six of Us
G1
Rated: T
Desc: One by one, Bluestreak had grown to know them separately. Now it was time to know them as one.
Here and Now
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: There was no time for words, only action, and the quiet promise made. (Megatron/Rodimus)
Big Changes
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: Tailgate was half his size, but that did not stop him from pinning Cyclonus to the berth and drawing out several overloads.
Legacies
Amalgam
Rated: T
Desc: Ratchet never wanted to be a medic.
Erasure
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Was he sure? The answer, for Chromedome, was yes.
Perfection
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Scrapper’s was a voice they had all learned to obey.
Promises and Lies
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Ultra Magnus never meant for this to happen.
Quadrangles
IDW
Rated: M
Desc: Blurr and Knock were too busy arguing to realize they missed one Pit of a good show.
Perfection
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Sunstreaker doesn’t care who’s on the other side, while Megatron pays whatever is necessary to watch.
Foreplay
MTMTE
Rated: T
Desc: Cyclonus supposed it was the effort that mattered.
Interruptions
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: For all that Starscream was the master of manipulation, both of his trinemates could play him like a fiddle.
Mixed Reviews
IDW
Rated: T
Desc: Starscream has a request which Deathsaurus is delighted to receive.
Fits of Fury
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: A piece of misbehaving machinery receives the force of Perceptor’s anger, and Brawn falls further head over heels.
Pillow Fort
IDW
Rated: K+
Desc: Wheeljack builds Starscream a safe place to recharge.
Training Session
TFP
Rated: T
Desc: Ratchet never managed to win any spars, save one, and luckily, it was the one which counted most.
Every Move You Make
G1
Rated: T
Desc: Soundwave has developed a hobby.
Safe and Sound
G1
Rated: M
Desc: Jazz couldn’t do anything but lay here and trust, lay here and feel.
Reparation
IDW
Rated: NC-17
Desc: They tore him apart, and they put him back together. Over and over again. (Prowl/Constructicons)
Retrograde
G1
Rated: K+
Desc: No one ever stays.
Twister
IDW/MTMTE/Ex-RiD
Rated: T
Desc: Four mechs in a balancing act. It goes as well as can be expected. (Rodimus/Starscream/Blurr/Knock Out)
By Last Count
MTMTE
Rated: M
Desc: Cyclonus thought he could lay here for the rest of the week and still not get enough rest. (Tailgate/Cyclonus)
On the Edge
Rated: M
Desc: Rumor had it that Megatron had no control. They were so very wrong. (Megatron/Optimus)
Aggressive Foreplay
Rated: T
Desc: There was no question who would win in the end, and who would be tossed over the table and fragged until his vocalizer glitched. (Megatron/Deadlock)
Control or Lack Thereof
Rated: M
Desc: Starscream is a tease. (Starscream/Ratchet)
Compliments
Rated: T
Desc: Mirage smiled down at his pretty pet, and gave the leash a gentle pull. (Mirage/Tracks)
Lovely in Lace
Rated: M
Desc: Prowl didn’t know what he’d done to earn such an enticing surprise. (Optimus/Prowl)
A Little Bit More
Rated: M
Desc: Rodimus wanted to overload, but he wanted to prove Blurr’s faith in him, too. (Blurr/Rodimus)
Of Monsters and Mechs
Rated: T
Desc: In his dreams, Terminus was alive, but never the way Megatron remembered him.
Torturous Pleasure
Rated: M
Desc: Oh, yes, there were worse tortures, Barricade knew. But in this moment, he couldn’t think of a single one. (Starscream/Barricade)
Chatterbox
Rated: M
Desc: The single most obnoxious use of Skywarp’s mouth was a never-ending stream of chatter. (Bumblebee/Skywarp)
Furniture Misuse
Rated: M
Desc: There were going to be dents in that cabinet later. (Ratchet/Pharma)
Drawn Together
Rated: M
Desc: Together, they mattered. (Soundwave/Sunstreaker/Sideswipe)
Unapologetic
Rated: M
Desc: Deathsaurus has Starscream right where he wants him.
Taking Care of Business
Rated: T
Desc: Of all the things Elita expects to see on the secret camera feed she’d had Greenlight hack, Shockwave getting stuffed up the valve by some kind of metallic tentacled thing is not on the list.
Stolen Time
Rated: M
Desc: They only have an hour, here and there, but for Jazz, it’s worth every second. (Jazz/Skywarp)
Predator
Rated: M
Desc: They both liked to play this game. And Deadlock, especially, played to win. (Deadlock/Rodimus)
Again and Again
Rated: M
Desc: There were many things about Tarn that Pharma loathed.
Too Damn Good
Rated: M
Desc: Pain was not always about how much something hurt.
(Ratchet/Megatron)
Zap
Rated: M
Desc: For anyone else, a simple energon prod or electro rod would’ve done the trick. But no. Such things were plebeian for Perceptor.
(Brainstorm/Perceptor)
Pet Ownership
Rated: M
Desc: Clearly, they needed a better nanny-bot.
(Sunstreaker/Thundercracker, Bob, Buster)
The Best-Worst Idea
Rated: M
Desc: Ratchet felt as though his entire frame had been set ablaze, and only Smokescreen could quench him. (G1 Ratchet/Smokescreen)
Title: Personal Show
Rated: M
Desc: There was something intensely arousing about watching Skyfire’s fingers plunge into his own valve.
(G1, Ratchet/Skyfire)
Title: Impasse
Rated: M
Desc: They agree they want each other. They can’t agree on how to keep it.
(G1, Prowl/Starscream)
Title: Wrecker to Wrecker
Rated: T
Desc: Perceptor is a delicious mix of brains and beauty and deadly accuracy and Whirl can’t wait to have another taste.
(IDW, Whirl/Perceptor)
Title: Merciless
Rated: M
Desc: Once upon a time, a mech like Pharma would have sneered at the very idea of Tarn.
(IDW, Tarn/Pharma)
Title: Mine, Yours, Ours
Rated: M
Desc: Drift squirms between them, not caring who does what so long as they are both touching him.
(IDW, Ratchet/Drift/Megatron)
Title: The Switcharoo
Rated: M
Desc: Making the most of a weird situation has never been this much fun.
(IDW, Rodimus/Minimus Ambus)
Title: Spoons
Rated: T
Desc: Tonight, it was Megatron’s turn to be the ‘little spoon’.
(IDW, Megatron/Ultra Magnus)
Title: Sleeping Beauty
Rated: M
Desc: A sleeping Ratchet was a tempting Ratchet, one whom Drift wanted so desperately to kiss.
(IDW, Drift/Ratchet)
Title: Mouthy Racers
Rated: IDW
Desc: Blurr was so much easier on the audials when he didn’t speak.
(IDW, Drift/Blurr)
Title: Ask Nicely
Rated: M
Desc: Arcee was a menace. And Knock Out would tell her so soon as his mouth was free.
(TFP, Arcee/Knock Out)
Title: In Sight
Rated: M
Desc: This was Whirl’s favorite hallway.
(IDW, Whirl/Blurr)
Title: Impasse Take Two
Rated: G1
Desc: This is how cheesy romantic data-novels start. Only they still part ways in the end.
(G1, Prowl/Starscream)
Title: Threat
Rated: M
Desc: Drift’s memory is just enough to make him ashamed.
(IDW, one-sided Drift/Cyclonus)
Title: Lewd Behavior
Rated: M
Desc: This was, perhaps, the single most lewd act Tarn had ever committed.
(IDW, Tarn/Deathsaurus)
Title: One Lucky Fan
Rated: M
Desc: There’s nothing quite like having a panting, squirming hot piece of Racer aft in your lap.
(IDW, Skywarp/Blurr)
Title: Rewards
Rated: T
Desc: Trying to get Soundwave over his knee was an exercise in hilarity, until an appropriately sized chair mysteriously appeared in Starscream’s room.
(G1, Starscream/Soundwave)
Title: Vocal Commands
Rated: M
Desc: Give me what I want, pet. Surrender to the pleasure. Let it seethe in your lines and make your spark dance.
(IDW, Perceptor/Ratchet)
Title: A Haze of Ecstasy
Rated: M
Desc: Cyclonus had a rhythm; Whirl did not. It was impossible to predict or anticipate them, and Prowl loved every fragging second of it.
(IDW, Cyclonus/Prowl/Whirl)
Title: A Real Goodbye
Rated: T
Desc: They had a past, one Mirage pretended didn’t exist.
(IDW, Whirl/Mirage)
Title: Lazy Morning In
Rated: M
Desc: That was the deal. Rung uses tickles, and Skids likes something a little naughtier.
(IDW, Rung/Skids)
Title: Awake and Ready
Rated: M
Desc: It’s me. You’re safe. We’re safe. It’s a mantra Ratchet has to remind Drift of, over and over.
(IDW, Drift/Ratchet)
Title: Mistaken Identity
Rated: K+
Desc: It was a rust-forsaken, slag-filled bar on the edge of the fragging galaxy and the chance of an Autobot walking through those doors was a million-to-one.
(TFA, Shockwave, Blurr)
Title: Amorous Affection
Rated: M
Desc: For once, it wasn’t Wheeljack’s fault.
(G1, Ratchet/Wheeljack)
Title: Keeper
Rated: M
Desc: Tarantulas promised to keep him. Tarantulas swore he would always want him.
(IDW, SotW, Prowl, Tarantulas)
Title: Just Like This
Rated: M
Desc: It wasn’t often that Sunstreaker managed to get Sideswipe still and pliant beneath him, but the times when he did were worth more for all their rarity.
(G1, Sunstreaker/Starscream)
Title: Point Taken
Rated: T
Desc: This is one of Starscream’s least favorite ways to online.
(G1, Starscream, Jazz)
Title: Hush
Rated: M
Desc: They were going to be late. But with Megatron squirming on his spike, Optimus couldn’t find it in him to care.
(IDW/G1, Optimus/Megatron)
Title: Gifts
Rated: T
Desc: Lugnut always brings the best gifts for his great and glorious General Strika.
(Animated, Lugnut/Strika)
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