Starscream should have known letting Blurr and Knock Out have the controls was the wrong choice. When those two got into it, there was little which could distract them. Not even the sight of their very attractive partners speared on the same double-ended toy.
“Are they ever going to stop arguing about it?” Rodimus demanded as a sharp gasp escaped his lips. His plating shivered, loosening to allow heat to escape from his substructure.
Starscream snuck a glance at their respective partners, who fumbled the control between them, gesturing angrily at the different buttons on it. “Probably by the time we’re done using this,” he said.
Rodimus chuckled and tightened his grip on Starscream’s shoulders, rolling his hips into a deeper thrust. Starscream shivered as the double-ended spike worked against his ceiling node, grinding hard on the sensitive nub.
They didn’t need the remote after all. The ridges and knobs and whorls on the spike were enough for both of them. Whatever other tricks this toy had buried in its circuitry, maybe they’d never know.
“We’re going to finish without them. Again,” Rodimus commented with another stolen glance.
“Their loss,” Starscream said. Only to twitch. That was a decidedly different sensation. “Do you feel that?”
Rodimus barked a laugh. “If you mean the spike then allow me to say ‘duh’.”
Starscream rolled his optics. “No, you brat. It’s hotter.”
He braced himself for the inevitable ‘of course I am,’ but for once, Rodimus surprised him. The baby Prime paused, concentrating, and then his optics brightened.
“I think you’re right.” He stared down between their bodies. “Huh. Now it’s getting cold.”
Indeed it was. Starscream looked at their respective partners curiously. Blurr had a firm grip of the remote, but Knock Out’s finger jabbed at the buttons on it in no particular order.
“Well, I guess we figured out what it does,” Rodimus said with a crooked grin.
“Too bad they’ll never stop arguing long enough to realize it.” Starscream chuckled.
Rodimus started moving again, jostling the end of the spike within Starscream. “Good thing we don’t need either of them to have fun, right?”
“You’re damn right about that.”
Let them argue until the end of the night. It wasn’t Starscream’s fault if they missed the show. And what a show it was.